Sunday, November 22, 2009

Harlequin Horizons Horror Story

If you haven't been following the Harlequin Horizons Horror Story, here are possibly the best accounts, written by Jackie Kessler, in order of writing:


They should be required reading of all want-to-be-published-writers who aren't sure how to go about it. Although this is all about romance writers and a romance publisher, the principles apply across the board. If you aren't a writer, you still might find the story interesting! All the elements of a good tale are there: greed looming large, self-delusion, scamming, corporate villainy in disguise, heroes standing tall in defense of the naive, smack-downs and ...
Well, sort of.

John Scalzi has another good commentary here.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Working...and no, I don't know what day of the week it is

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For those of you who don't Twitter or Facebook, the lovely person doing the final, final proofing of Stormlord Rising for Harper Voyager contacted me to clear up a couple of points about the text. At the end of the email said she was being slow because she was distracted by the story ... and she thought the book was fantastic!

So I'm happy.

Comments like that help, especially when I'm at the stage with book 3 where I am quite sure it's terrible, no one will like it, and I can't write for peanuts and should retire somewhere where nobody reads anything.

I shall put up the new total of words before I go to bed tonight...and I refuse to turn in until I am up over 100,000.

Has anyone in Queensland seen the Courier Mail review of The Last Stormlord yet?
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Friday, November 20, 2009

Photo time because...

...husband is back from all his VIP meetings in the USA.

So here the evidence:
daughter from Pony vs Tiger djing in Houston,
other daughter with family in Washington.

Lucky him.






Thursday, November 19, 2009

Podcast patter

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No writing done today, alas. No, not alas - I enjoyed the day. Time with friends, discussing books and a stack of other interesting stuff: what could not be enjoyable about that?

And I don't think I have ever linked to this podcast I did way back for Bookbabble, an online bookgroup that spans the world. So if you want to know what I sound like...

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Is this a Joke?

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Sites like the Writer Beware Blogs and Writer Beware have been around for ages, doing an excellent job, warning wannabe published writers about the countless scams that try to cash in on their dreams.

The last thing I ever expected to see was an established publisher with a long publishing history - in this case Harlequin - jumping on the bandwagon of getting money from wannabe writers for what up until now was pretty much a scam. (Note: I do not consider PoD books a scam, and I see nothing wrong with getting your unpublished book printed for the benefit of friends and family. What I don't like is outright scams that encourage writers to believe they are getting something else for their money: a published book they will see in a bookshop.) I think what Harlequin is offering is sailing very close to scam territory.

And if that wasn't bad enough, this turns up: fork out 20,000 USD and let's see what you can get as a book trailer, apparently to entice genuine film makers to your book, complete with a spam email campaign? If it was anything except a reputable publisher, I would be screaming: 'Scam, scam!!'

Please Harlequin, tell me this is not associated with you.
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Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Velvet revolution

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Today is the 20th anniversary of Czechoslovakia's velvet revolution, which in the end resulted in the replacement of the Communist government by a democracy.

Actually the disturbances started slightly earlier, when we were in Prague.*

October 28th was the anniversary of the foundation of Czechoslovakia as an independent state in 1918. In the main square as I recall, they were putting up a viewing stand or something similar, as we strolled through the main square on October 27th 1989 - my husband and younger daughter, then aged 14, and myself. We left the next morning for another part of the country, which was probably just as well.

Here is an extract of a letter I wrote to my mother on Sunday the 29th October, after we returned to our home in Vienna.

We are safely back in Wien, having missed out on the riots yesterday (much to T's disgust.) Looking at T.V last night here in Wien, I think the shots of the demonstrations and the police bludgeoning people into submission was taken from our hotel window - the very room - overlooking Wenceslas Square. Those young people are so brave; Czechoslovakia is an unforgiving country.

I was a great admirer of Vaslav Havel then, and later too, when he negotiated the splitting of the country without the horrors that were to come in Yugoslavia**.

I think my first real inkling of what the fall of the Berlin wall really meant to people was a few weeks later. I walked down to the tram stop in Nussdorf and caught a tram to Heiligenstadt U-bahn station. And there, in the station, was parked a train of a strange colour. I stared at the writing on the side and my jaw dropped. It was from Czechoslovakia.

For the first time - in how many years? - a train had crossed into Austria. And Vienna was full of people with no money but a boundless joy in at last being able to catch a train, or drive their noisy little Trabants and Ladas, to visit their neighbour.
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*which gave more fuel to the rumour that my husband dragged revolution and mayhem in his wake whenever he travelled. Either that, or he lost his luggage - and yours too, if you travelled with him. That expression "to be noramlyed" was not lightly earned.

**NOTE: I originally used the expression "when freedom came to Yugoslavia". It has been rightly pointed out to me that Yugoslavia did not lack freedom. The country was non-aligned and in no way comparable to iron curtain countries in its politics, economics or liberalism. My sincere apologies for my moment of careless thoughtlessness. Not sure what I was thinking, as I did know this, having been living next door. Sigh. Sometimes I wonder what, um, doesn't go on in my head...
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Monday, November 16, 2009

Of mad writers and crazy cows...

Day 16 of NaNoWriMo

Have reached 30,000 words - half way through my target of 60,000 words for the month.

And in weird news from Malaysia:

A villager was savagely attacked from behind by a predator cow that almost ripped his hand off. He yelled, 'Tiger, Tiger' in panic before he realised what his assailant was. That's right, a tame domestic cow. The poor fellow is still in hospital, with a savagely mangled hand.

A new variant of mad cow disease?

Sunday, November 15, 2009

NaNoWriMo continues

More from Daily Diversions For Writers by Debbie Ridpath Ohi:
(Honestly, this site is worth checking out on a daily basis if you are a reader or a writer - never mind the NaNoWriMo)

NaNoWriMo Day 14

Saturday, November 14, 2009

One of the Best Books of 2009?

NaNoWriMo news first. Tomorrow is the halfway mark. So theoretically, everyone should have 25,000 words completed. I'm already over that, but then I am aiming for a full count of at least 60,000 rather than 50,000, so by tomorrow night I want to be on 30,000. Hmm. We'll see.

Today I had a write-in with some of the Kuala Lumpur NaNoWriMo folk, including a 14 year old. Lovely to see! They all write rings around me, mind you; I blame it on being ancient...

And here's something interesting. You may remember the kerfuffle recently about Publisher's Weekly and their list of the Best Books of 2009, where there wasn't a single book by a woman author listed. A bit odd, seeing as women writers produced some wonderful books this year. Anyway, I was really chuffed to see the Guerilla Girls on Tour have produced their own list of great books by women writers for 2009, and blow me down if The Last Stormlord wasn't up there! Which was pretty amazing considering the Guerilla Girls are an American theatre collective, and The Last Stormlord hasn't been published in the States yet!

There are good days pretty often, and this was one of them.
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Friday, November 13, 2009

Which of these stories shows humanity at its best?

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And who here should be ashamed of
their inhumanity and lack of charity?

The Huffington Post had these two separate stories linked from their site.

Will Phillips, an elementary school student in Arkansas, refused to recite the Pledge of allegiance in school because of discrimination against gay people. Says Will: "I really don't feel that there's currently liberty and justice for all." He's 10 years old. See here.

And then there's this:
The Catholic Archdiocese of Washington said Wednesday that it will be unable to continue the social service programs it runs for the District if the city doesn't change a proposed same-sex marriage law, a threat that could affect tens of thousands of people the church helps with adoption, homelessness and health care.
Er...i.e. if gay folk can marry, the Catholic church refuses to feed the homeless? Hmm.

I know what I think.
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And I think I had better retract my usage yesterday of the quote about youth being wasted on the young - in this case it's probably the old fogies who waste their time on earth with their prejudices, their lack of both logic and science and their nasty blackmailing tactics.
Will Phillips, on the other hand, will go far.
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Thursday, November 12, 2009

Springsteen in Budapest...

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When I was writing yesterday's blog, I forgot about about another incident that told us that the wall between east and west was about to crumble.

In September 1988, my elder daughter - just turned 17 - asked if she could skip school with seven or eight of her friends (all final year highschool students) to catch a train from Vienna to Budapest to go listen to the Bruce Springsteen Amnesty International Rock Tour to promote human rights. Budapest was the only Communist destination that agreed to be on the world tour route.

How cool is that? To play hooky by crossing the border between East and West. To go to a concert on human rights in a Communist country. To hear Bruce Springsteen, Peter Gabriel, Sting, Youssou N'Dour - and the relatively unknown Tracy Chapman, all in one 8 hour concert.

Of course I said no.

Just kidding, just kidding. I said yes.

The school (Vienna International School) took a very dim view of the whole thing afterwards, and wrote - as I recall - a very snippy letter about it to the parents concerned, telling us - in effect - that our kids would fail their finals if we let them behave in such reprehensible manner, and what kind of lousy parents were we, blah-di-blah.

My daughter received the only detention class of her life and was heartily unimpressed with the school. (She went on to Oxford, so somehow I don't think skipping a day's class affected her career.)

Last night I asked her on Skype what she remembers about the day. Mostly, it seems, gadding about Budapest with her boyfriend and other friends before the concert! Oh, and Tracy Chapman.

One would have thought hearing The Boss sing Born in the USA in front of the Prime Minister and other Communist officials would have left some impact...

Ah, youth. Wasted on the young.
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Where I was 20 years ago...

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I was living in Vienna. Vienna, Austria, that is. And the Berlin wall came down. We spent that night quietly at home, not listening to radio or TV, so knew nothing about the momentous happenings in Berlin late that day.

Of course, we were living in the midst of change, we knew that. Quite apart from what was in the news, there were the odd things that happened to us, personally. We were Hungary in October 1988, for instance, and there was a good-natured student demonstration taking place; I remember watching it from the Citadel in Buda - a steep hill that rises sheer from the banks of the Danube. The young folk held hands and wended their way across a bridge and along the riverside, and then back over the river by another bridge.

They were demonstrating against the building of a barrage on the Danube in Austria - but the reason was not the huge significance. It was that a demonstration was allowed at all. I remember a tourist ferry gave them three blasts on its horn, and there was a rousing cheer in response.

In Poland, earlier in 1989, Solidarity had already - impossibly and remarkably - won Communist-staged elections. I remember we picked up a Polish hitchhiker and he was full of hope for the future as he made his way (virtually penniless) to the West to take a look. He was full of confidence that the US would be pouring money and aid into his country. My husband and I were more dubious.

Anyway, back to the fall of the Wall. I woke up the next morning and turned on the radio to hear the news. The station I listened to always started with the news in German, then in English. As I listened to the German version, I couldn't believe my years. I shook my husband awake. 'I think they just said the Berlin Wall was down,' I shouted.

He thought I had misinterpreted the German. "No, no,' I said, and dashed downstairs. In those days (if I remember correctly) there was no morning TV in Vienna, but I switched it on anyway, knowing that this day there would be. And sure enough, they were broadcasting scenes from Berlin of the night before.

There is an image that has stayed with me ever since:

An elderly lady, surrounded by crowds of celebrating, happy people - and they are in West Berlin. She is dressed in an ugly dark coat, but she is being interviewed by the TV reporter. She is an East German, she says, and she lives near the checkpoint. A friend had telephoned to tell her the wall was down. 'So I rushed out to see for myself, and here I am! I waited 30 years for this, and I couldn't wait any longer! See?' she asks, and opens up her coat. She is dressed in a nightgown, and on her feet are bedroom slippers. She had not spared the time to dress.

After 20 years, I may have misremembered the details, but the image stays with me.

I know how I felt then. I had grown up with the cold war, with the fear it engendered, and now it seemed - it was over.

And there, like that elderly woman, I stood dressed in my nightgown, and watched the wall come down as the tears of joy welled in my eyes.
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Gloriously Googling to my blog

Here is some of the googling that brought people to my blog:

  • Wearing wife's stockings. (This one is an amazingly popular google item. Why bother to google it, people? If your spouse wants to wear your stockings, just tell him he can damn well go and buy his own!)
  • Modern machete makers. (Sorry, wrong blog)
  • Picked it up with her toes. (So what?)
  • Lime green artificial flowers. (No, please. Just - No.)
  • Write date Australia. (Huh?)
  • Wasps bathroom. (You have my sympathy, really. I routinely have frogs, wasps, honey bees, squirrels, rats, shrews, moths a handspan across, centipedes, millipedes, spiders; it's a bloody zoo in there.)
  • Gay glory holes in Grafton. (Now look, I have NEVER mentioned gay glory holes anywhere, let alone Grafton. I swear. And why do you want to know anyway, hmmm?)
  • What was the name of the Canadian lady who started poppies? (I haven't a clue. And I'm not sure how you start poppies anyway. Plants seeds maybe?)
Now here's a couple who truly, truly don't understand the concept of googling for information:
  • When I was a kid I remember a book I had. (Wow. Only one? Can you remember the title? No? What it was about, perhaps? No? Are you sure it was a book?)
  • If you will prune my orchid I will pay you Rs600 a day for the work, as soon as you have finished. (Just one orchid? Rs600 per orchid? Where do you live again?)*
*This last one took the googler to this site on my blog. Which just goes to show that google has a lot to learn about the art of googling.

Monday, November 09, 2009

More from NaNoWriMo...in Kuala Lumpur

Hard at work!! (as the morning wore on, another three people came...)

On Saturday morning we had a write in at a coffee shop in Bangsar. Good fun to meet fellow NaNoWriMo folk. Most of whom did more writing than me... I was too busy making everyone's aquaintance. Still, managed 1,000 words in spite of the chatting.

I have not quite made my 2000 words a day goal. If I had, I would now be on 18,000 as day 9 comes to a close. Instead I am on 16,444 words - which is still above what is needed for the NaNoWriMo target of 50,000. But my target is 60,000 words. Minimum. Got to work harder!!


NaNoWriMo Day 9 - Productive

Inkygirl can be found here. Daily Diversions for Writers
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Sunday, November 08, 2009

So, do folk think women writers' themes are trivial and not worthy of prizes?

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Interesting discussions going on in the blogosphere.
Publishers Weekly, which is not uninfluential in the business, have named a list of 2009's best adult books. Not a woman writer in sight. Wow.

Here are some excellent comments about that.
Look here from Lizzie Skurnick and here (Mumpsimus) and here (Tansy Raynor Roberts) and here (Tammie Pierce with a summary of other links). Thanks, Tansy, for the heads up on this one via twitter.)

Honestly, I think they say it all without me commenting as well.

And to young women writers starting out? If you are interested only in praise and money, and aren't interested in showing the turkeys what you - a woman- can do, use a male pseudonym. Sigh.
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Friday, November 06, 2009

Writing continues

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Friday's NaNoWriMo count:
2083

Back on track with the over 2,000, but didn't manage to catch up what I missed yesterday.

Quote from Carl Sagan:


“Who is more humble? The scientist who looks at the universe with an open mind and accepts whatever the universe has to teach us, or somebody who says everything in this book must be considered the literal truth and never mind the fallibility of all the human beings involved?”

Via.

Hiccup in the progress...

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Yesterday things conspired to keep me from reaching my target of 2,000 words. Only 1,460 achieved...

Total for NaNoWriMo is just short of 10,000 after 5 days.

For writers: Do check out this site Daily Diversions for Writers at Inkygirl.com

Adverb Discrimination

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Day 4 of NaNoWriMo

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NaNoWriMo Day 4
Check out the Inky Girl site here.

And yes, the competition element is still working. I will not give up until I have done 2,000 words...I won't...I won't...

Today (day 4) I scraped in with 35 minutes to spare...

Today: 2038;
Total for 4 days: 8,164

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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

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Yesterday's NaNoWriMo : 2044, bringing total up to 6,122. Getting there, getting there. Just wish I could go a tad faster...

Weird stuff from Malaysian politics

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From the New Sunday Times Nov 1st, 2009, p22.

"I support the Auditor-General's report but what has happened now is that it gives a very bad impression and it is nauseating. If possible, the government should filter the report before making it a public document."
--Statement by Datuk Wira Ahmad Hamzah, MP for Jasin

My take:
1. Yes, it does give a bad impression. The reason it gives a bad impression is because a great many people cheated the government and the tax-payer.
2. Yes, it is nauseating. It is nauseating to think this can and does happen.
3. Er, say what? You want to hide the bad things because you don't want the tax-payer to know that his tax dollars are being stolen?
My conclusion:
1. MPs who want things covered-up give an extremely bad bad impression.
2. MPs who don't have the moral judgment or the intelligence to realise just how amoral/unintelligent they sound are...........*

* supply your own ending.
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Yesterday's NaNoWriMo total: 2038

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Review of The Last Stormlord

Not sure whether it is quite kosher to post a whole review on the net when I am (obviously) not the author of the review. Anyway: above is the heading of the book review section of the newspaper, so that was really, really great to see for a start!!

The newspaper was The West Australian, Saturday 31st October - the main morning daily in my home town of Perth, which gave me a nice fuzzy feeling.

Ian Nichols, the reviewer is a very talented and polished writer himself, so a good review from him means a lot personally to me.

And here's some more of the review. It begins:

In her previous novels Larke has demonstrated an enviable skill. With this novel she moves into the realm of sheer virtuosity.

The middle section of the review is a brief look at the story, and then it goes on to say:

The plot is engrossing and the characters fascinating. In bookshops where bland fantasies line the shelves, Larke stands out from the crowd.

Yep, I'm happy.
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NaNoWriMo day 1 total: a shade over 2,000 words.

NaNoWriMo

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I found my writing race with Carol and Helen so helpful that I am joining the write-a-novel-in-a-month folk this year. November - in case you didn't know - is National Novel Writing Month, where those who sign up strive to write (a very short) novel of 50,000 words.

Of course the aim is not to actually have a saleable novel at the end of it, but rather to have the makings of a whole book which can then be worked on. It's to using the incentive of a lot of people working towards the same goal to keep your nose in a book. Oh, ok, fingers to the keyboard.

I've never done this, but I need the incentive to get STORMLORD'S EXILE* - book 3 of the Watergivers trilogy - towards the finish line.

So if you are part of NaNoWriMo this year, friend me, ok? You'll find me here. And nudge, poke, encourage and otherwise nag me into getting it done. Well, actually all you will have to do is post your daily totals. I have discovered I am very competitive!

I am only a bit over 60,000 words into the book as the month of November begins, and I hope to double that. So think of me for the next 30 days...

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Saturday, October 31, 2009

Selling women in Kelantan??

In The Star newspaper this week:
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Kelantan* Women, Family and Health committee chairman Wan Ubaidah Omar suggested that awards be given to assemblymen for marrying single mothers should they decide to take another wife.
... She said one dilemma facing some single mothers in Kelantan and the country as a whole was that many of them could not register at the Welfare Department or related agencies because their husbands had left them without filing for divorce.**

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So... here's the world according to Wan Ubaidah Omar and the Kelantan Committee for Women, Family and Health:

1. Single mothers need help and we have money to help them. So will we give them the money - or the help? Nope. We'll give it to a venal man who will marry this worthless woman for money.

Yep sounds like a great solution.

2. An Islamic marriage involves men giving women a dowry, as a safety net. Do we agree with that? Nope. We think men should be given a dowry. With tax payers money.

3. Do we think a single mother can get along without a man? Nope. Should she be helped to be independent and financially viable? Nope. We think she's better off as an addition to a family, despised by the first wife and her family***.

4. These women are in trouble because men had children by them and then walked out and refused to pay child support. So do we believe in going after these men to pay their debts? Nope. We think the wife should find herself another magnificent specimen of manhood - someone who will marry her if you pay him enough.

Oh, great.

Why isn't Wan Ubaidah Omar looking for real solutions, including legal ones, for a real problem - instead of suggesting this horror?

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*One of the northern states of Peninsular Malaysia
**I find that statement hard to believe. I hope the paper got it wrong.

*** And anyone who has ever spoken to women/children in polygamous situations in this country knows the sadness such marriages cause to at least some of the affected.

Friday, October 30, 2009

It's official: Malaysians think adults don't read

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The Malaysian government offers tax relief on books bought, to the tune of $RM 1000 or so per year. (That's $US 290, or $AUD 325, or Euro 200, or GBP 180.) Wonderful idea, and I congratulate them on encouraging reading.

One of my friends has been claiming religiously every year. She and her husband actually spend a great deal more than that on books. Her house is lined with books and book shelves.

This year the Malaysian Income Tax dept queried the expenditure. When my friends queried why they were being queried, the reply was ... (wait for it):

"But you have no small children. How can you possibly be spending so much on books?'

Sigh. Says a lot about what you don't see when you walk into the average Malaysian house, doesn't it?
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

I am all in favour of air-brushing

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Sub-Title: So, is there any lipstick?
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Remember that photo-Shoot for Her World magazine, November issue?
(Well, it's out, and it looks great. Better than this scanned image, which doesn't do it justice.)
Text by Tania Wee, photos by Alvin Liew



Better still, go buy the magazine and read it for yourself. The Deputy Editor of the magazine rang me this evening ... I used to dangle her on my knee when she was a gorgeous tot... She's still gorgeous. I just need the airbrush.

Ah, how time flies.

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

An abortion, anyone? Absolutely!!

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This from one of Malaysia's English language papers Monday, talking about a small remnant forest reserve not far from where I live:

"Since the proposed cemetery project was announced by the previous state government, residents of neighbouring housing estates ... had collectively voiced strong objection. They had been calling for the abortion of the project to save the forest reserve from being developed."

I like this use of the word.

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Latest read

Yesterday was such a bad day for half a dozen different reasons, that I didn't feel like blogging. Shan't talk about it today either, in the futile hope that the bad things will thus disappear...sigh.

Just finished The Secret Scriptures by Irish writer Sebastian Barry. Apart from a couple of rather wild coincidences that I had a problem with, it was one of those books that aroused my passionate ire on the part of the characters.

How dare the villains of the piece do that! How utterly horrible that conscienceless priest was! I hope he burns in hell. How awful that bitch of a mother-in-law! Oooo - I'd like to give her a piece of my mind. How can people behave like that?!

All over fictional characters... Now that is good writing.

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Let's be politically correct, right?

When I was a very small child, I had a gollywog. You know, one of those black soft toys you take to bed. I loved it, probably because it was soft and fluffy and colourful. Needless to say, I never saw it as a statement of anything at all, and its black face and its hair - which was sort of flat cut strips of cut-felt as I recall - conjured up exactly nobody, let alone a stereotype of an American with a black skin. Hardly surprising, when the years were the 1940s and I was a farm kid without the benefit of TV, who never saw movies of any kind or, let alone black Americans. Nor did I equate it with indigenous Australians.

When I first came to Malaysia, older and wiser, I was shocked to see a toothpaste named Darkie, with a picture of a Black&White minstrel as its logo. I refused to buy it. Most Malaysians saw absolutely nothing racist in it at all.

Racism was not the gollywog or the toothpaste, it was - and is - the reality of how some people treat and regard others. Just as discrimination is more than a change in vocabulary and the futility of wondering whether we should change "manhole" to...er..."personhole"?

That said, I would never buy a gollywog - if they were still available - for a child now. My decision would be on the sole grounds that people find them offensive to those of their cultural grouping. That is enough for me. They are the ones who have suffered, not me, and therefore they have the say, as is right. I have always been a little suspicious of political correctness as a means to addressing societal ills, but if it helps even in small ways, why not.
Sometimes, though, you do wonder just where it will all end. This, via Jennifer Fallon's blog, as published in the Age. Read the whole article here.

In a revised version of the nursery rhyme that aired recently on the British Broadcasting Corporation’s children's channel CBeebies, the tale – which first appeared in print in 1810 – no longer ends with “all the king’s horses and all the king’s men/Couldn’t put Humpty together again”. Now, a crack squadron of His Majesty’s finest hard-boiled military personnel has found the recipe to "make Humpty happy again”. How eggsellent.

Soon, no doubt, we’ll be hearing that the three little pigs have invited the big bad wolf to take a quarter share in their organic farming co-op; that a guilt-riddled Jack has atoned for his giant-killing by establishing a golden-goose-funded orphanage for the oversized; and that Hansel and Gretel have gone into the bakery business with a kindly old lady in the remnant old-growth forest of Tasmania.

I am still wondering just what was considered inappropriate about the demise of ...um...an egg that was stupid enough to sit on a wall?
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Friday, October 23, 2009

Today...

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...I intend to finish the proofs. So far I only manage to do about 100 pp a day. Sigh.

Anyway, I am tuning out from the internet after this, until tonight.

So far today, I have had to deal with the termite man and the fact that in spite of parting with a lot of money, we still have termites in the flooring.

Next door, on the vacant lot, they are cutting the jungle that has grown up. (According to the agreement people in our street made when we bought these blocks of land, the owner was supposed to start building within 6 months. That was back in 1980. But this is Malaysia. Tak apa. Boleh-lah.)

It is exceptionally noisy, not just because they are cutting the tangle, but because they have turned up their radio to hear the music over the sound of the grass cutter thingy. I think I had better write a very stressful scene today...

Oh, and yesterday I had a Coppersmith Barbet on the fig tree, and a partial albino White-vented Myna who is one of the locals around here, as well as the hundreds of usual suspects. The albino fellow has a yellow beak, mostly white feathers, although a few are pale grey. I have not got close enough to see the colour of its eye, but it sticks out like a bandaged thumb in amongst its black brethren. It doesn't seem to bother him/her, and it is partnered by a normal bird.

If you want to know what a Coppersmith looks like, see here. The name comes from their call, like a small hammer tapping on a sheet of copper.

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Thursday, October 22, 2009

I want to sell my laptop

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Secondhand, going cheap - I think 10,000 RM would be reasonable. That's about USD 3,000. Its an Acer Aspire-5052ANWXMI.

After all, considering the price new, I think that would be reasonable, don't you?

A government college in Penang bought two units of the same brand of laptop – Acer Aspire-5052ANWXMI, at a whopping price of RM 84,640, said the Auditor-General’s Report.

Sigh. I wish they would let me do their shopping for them. I could make SO much money...

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Distractions, distractions...


I am home, sitting at my desk, immersed in the proofs - yes, still doing those - when I become aware of a dense and frenetic chattering ouside, heard even over the sound of the fan and Beethoven Radio. I drag myself away from a desert landscape where birds are few and far between, with the feeling that I have suddenly been deposited in the midst of a bird roost. I have never heard anything like this in my own yard.

I go outside - and yes, I am indeed in the middle of a flock of birds. And I am not talking ten or twenty birds. I am talking hundreds. Four, five hundred? More? Possibly. The leaves are thick, and the birds are hard to count.

We have a line of trees, palms and huge bamboos planted along one side of the house and every single one of the trees is alive with fluttering, dancing leaves, and bird chatter and squawking. Each tree has birds on every branch. I gape, and go and get the binoculars. Most of them are preening, but one or two have lovely ripe red things in their beaks.

I twig then. Our fig tree at the back is fruiting, the Ficus sumatrana. I hadn't noticed.

We planted this tree twenty-five years ago, specifically for the birds. It's actually on the land immediately behind our house, which is supposedly a green belt, although it has been sold off by the state government for development. (That kind of thing happens a lot here, and that's when you find out just how helpless you are in the face of bureaucracy).

After that we moved to Vienna, the person living in the house had it cut down because it supposedly harbours djinns or spirits or some such twaddle. I was furious. (There are times when I really, really, don't like superstition.) Luckily, fig trees are hard to kill, and it valiantly grew back up. It has been fruiting nicely every year since we came home, but this year it has apparently gone berserk - it is covered with fruit, an excess of red bobbles in amongst the leaves. The ground underneath is marbled with fruit.

And the word has gone out. Figs! Free figs! Every Asian Glossy Starling and Purple-backed Starling, Common Myna and White-vented Myna has passed the word and arrived to feast, not to mention the local orioles and bulbuls.

I forget about the desert and watch while hundreds of birds eat and chatter and perform acrobatic contortions as they look for the ripest fruit. The squirrels join in and I wonder how long before the monkeys discover it too.

And then something startles them. They lift off in a whirr. The mynas flap clumsily, but the starlings speed away like flying torpedoes, their wings whistling as they go, streamlined missiles aerodynamically perfect, flashing between the branches so fast they are a blur to my ageing eyes.

And in seconds all is silent as if they have never been.

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The Purple-backed Starling is new to my yard list!!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Be ashamed. Be very ashamed...

...of our capitalist consumption and our throwaway society.

These images break my heart. Throw a plastic cap into the drain, leave your throwaway lighter on the beach, allow your plastic bag to blow away in the breeze, and this is what YOU (and I) do...

The talented photographer Chris Jordan says:

"These photographs of albatross chicks were made just a few weeks ago on Midway Atoll, a tiny stretch of sand and coral near the middle of the North Pacific. .."

"To document this phenomenon as faithfully as possible, not a single piece of plastic in any of these photographs was moved, placed, manipulated, arranged, or altered in any way. These images depict the actual stomach contents of baby birds in one of the world's most remote marine sanctuaries, more than 2000 miles from the nearest continent."

Now look here, if you dare.
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Monday, October 19, 2009

Anti-birdwatching device on my telescope

Yesterday I was bringing in the clothes from the washing line just as the sun set. The sky to the west was a glowing gold, when I heard the unfamiliar sound of a woodpecker drumming. A short fast drum of staccato knocks slowed into a couple of distinct sharp plonks and stopped. I can't remember ever hearing that one before, and it certainly is not the drumming of the only woodpecker I have seen in our backyard, the Common Goldenback.

Anyway, there was I with an armful of dry clothes and I hear a bird which would be a new addition to my yard list.* So what's a girl to do? I dash inside, drop the clothes on the nearest chair, race to the bedroom and rummage around in the drybox for my binoculars.

Tear outside and take a look at the woodpecker. But alas, it is a silhouette against a gorgeous liquid gold sky... All I can say is that it is definitely not a Goldenback. It has a rounded head and is a smaller size.

So I tear back inside to grab my telescope out of the drybox in the bedroom. More complicated this, because it is dismantled. I have to take the covers off, unpack the eyepiece and screw it on to the end, race outside and try to balance the scope on the verandah grille to see the bird. Alas, it is at an awkward angle and I just can't keep it still enough. I need the tripod.

Race back inside. Tripod is packed away in the spare room. Find it, take it out of its carrier bag, run outside, unscrew the legs, grab up the scope to put it on the base - and find that the connector is not there. I had unscrewed it from the telescope when I sent it for cleaning - and forgotten to replace it.

Race back inside, find the connector, tear back outside, screw connector onto the underside of the telescope, fit the scope to the tripod. Look up to make sure the bird is still there. It is, even though a good fifteen minutes or more have passed since I first heard it. It is preening in between bouts of drumming.

I swing the scope towards it, find it and begin to focus the black blur into detail...
...and the &%$# bird flies off.

I swear, there is an anti-birdwatching devise on my scope. When you start to focus on an unidentified bird, the bird senses the spin of the focusing ring - and flies off in the opposite direction. Works like a charm.

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*I keep a list of birds seen in our garden, or from our garden (including flying overhead) and over the years it has morphed into a very long list - somewhere over seventy species. Two nightjars, two bee-eaters, two sunbirds, two tailorbirds, a whole stack of raptors from honey-buzzards to peregrines, a stack of cuckoos, a spiderhunter, a shrike, a fantail, several munias, prinia, two owls, two coucals, four pigeon/doves, a waterhen, a crake, jungle fowl, several egrets and herons, feral storks, triller, swifts, swiftlets and even a Siberian Blue Robin.

Plus the usual common stuff: oriole, bulbul, magpie-robin, house crow, 3 species of myna, kingfisher, iora, gerygone, flowerpecker, sparrow, starling, two swallows...